Angelina Jolie's Got Cellulite? My Theory

I stumbled across a recent blog post titled, "Angelina Jolie's Got Cellulite."

It's a photo taken on the set of her new movie, a scene where her character is running barefoot from what seems to be an exploding building.

Now, there is an ever-so-slight RIPPLE visible on her left thigh.

And guess what?

She is RUNNING.

You ever see a slow-motion replay of like, a guy operating a jackhammer? You will see all of the flesh on the man's body rippling like crazy.

Well, when people run, the downward force of gravity will cause a bit of the same rippling effect, and when you are captured by high-speed photography, especially in harsh sunlight which casts strong shadows, those ripples will be frozen in motion and give the appearance of nasty cellulite where there is none, or make a moderate case of cellulite look absolutely horrendous.

Which I believe is what happened in this photo of Angelina:

no cellulite
+
running
+
harsh sunlight
+
high speed photography
=
the appearance of (very mild) cellulite.

:)

You can see it for yourself here: Angelina Jolie's Got Cellulite

See also Stars with Cellulite (and some moons, too)


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